Cibarious (abj): Of or relating to food.

As it applies to northeastern
Citizens of the United States:

Food marks time.
Sometimes, it is the only way
That I know the day has passed.

There are strict guidelines,
Plans, and counts to what to eat.

For instance, you are to eat only
Waffles/pancakes, cereal, or some form
Of an egg dish if it is before 11am.
Acceptable meats include ham, sausage
(But only a specific variant),
Bacon, Canadian bacon.
Steak is acceptable if it accompanies
an egg dish.

Oatmeal is never an acceptable option,
unless you have formed it into
A bar of some sort
And it is filled with fruit goo.

Toast variants are also acceptable;
Trail mixes fall under cereals.

Other meals are less strict, although
One should shy away from breakfast
Foods, if only to keep yourself from
Getting overly confused with regard to
The time of day.

If you simply must, go to IHOP